Back at the blog! After a long hiatus, I'm back to posting pointless nonsense. Ever wonder what is on my long TV addict list? Curious about what foods I hate? What books I am reading? Then you've found your spot.

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Orange County
This is the funniest movie I've seen in a long time. Jack Black is perfect as the stoner brother, and Colin Hanks does a more than respectable job as a high school senior desperate to escape his crazy, yet loving family and chase his dream of becoming a writer at Stanford. The cast is outstanding in each of their roles. John Lithgow is a riot, and there is a fantastic cameo by Kevin Kline (who is perfect in everything he does.) A must-see flick!

Got Voodoo?
Pissed off at someone and don't know what to do? Send them an online voodoo curse!
Pinstruck is the answer to your "Damn, they piss me off but I don't have the heart to say it to their face" friends and enemies. And they're anonymous, so send away without fear of retaliation. Ah, a voodoo curse--the gift that keeps on giving!

What do you believe?
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Explore all aspects of spirituality on Beliefnet. Fun quizzes and thought provoking discussions. Come with an open mind.

you are deeppink #FF1493

Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative. Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.

the spacefem.com html color quiz

Interview questions are designed to make people lie. Why would you possibly highlight something you do poorly in that situation? Why do I think I'm the best for this position? How will I lead the team to success? Describe my level of business savvy and how I exhibit those qualities on a daily basis. Grrrrrr!

Caveat emptor